Fic: Purrhaps this will work

[ariescantus]

--arsenicCatnip[AC] began trolling carcinoGenetecist[CG]--

AC: :33 < *ac wiggles on bed purroud front cast away in anxious anticipation*
AC: :33 < karkat! *she mewls*
AC: :33 < purrease be gentle with me!
CG: WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK
CG: KARKAT HAS NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THE DUMB CATGIRL IS UP TO THIS TIME
CG: AND WOULD PREFER NOT TO KNOW AT ALL THANKS
AC: :33 < *her tail flits back and forth curling around his arm coily*
AC: :33 < *she bites the tip of her thumb shyly*
AC: :33 < im just afraid you might break me
CG: WHAT
CG: THE FUCK
CG: YOU KOW WHAT KARKAT WANTS NO PART IN THIS WHATEVER FUCKING IDIOCY YOUVE GONE AND GOTTEN YOURELF
CG: HERSELF WHATEVER
CG: IN THIS TIME
AC: :33 < but karkat i just want you to pet my pussy
AC: :33 < don’t you think i’m purrdy?
AC: :33 < i’m just so embarressed
AC: :33 < and my body
AC: :33 < it feels so hot
CG: SHIT YOUVE BEEN TALKING TO STRIDER AGAIN HAVENT YOU
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE STUFF HE GIVES YOU TO WATCH
CG: DONT THATS WHAT I FUCKING TOLD YOU
AC: :33 < karkat, its ok if its with you
CG: FUCK

--carcinoGeneticist[CG] blocked arsenicCatnip[AC]--